nonsensical babble: menggemukkan diri semasa cuti

assalamualaikum.

sejujurnya aku cakap; aku suka cuti.

and you must be thinking, siapa yang tak suka cuti? well, that's half true. setakat ni la kan, aku tak jumpa lagi spesis manusia yang rare lagi pelik yang tidak menyukai cuti. obviously spesis ni wujud tapi nak jumpa tu memang susah lah. i call these people:

because they are so damn hard to find.

if you are a student, be it from middle school, high school, and university/college, holidays are like a heavenly gift from the skies above. orang yang sudah bekerja is no exception as well. cikgu-cikgu aku semua nampak excited bila nak cuti, tapi aku rasa dorang sebenarnya lagi excited nak bagi kerja sekolah yang berlambak.

"okay, selamat bercuti semua."

"terima kasih cikgu!"

"oh! sebelum cikgu terlupa, kamu semua kena buat kerja sekolah 

kat buku latihan dari mukasurat bla bla bla..."

sayang cikgu.

(nak clarify yang wanita di dalam gambar itu bukan cikgu aku, tapi aku yakin (on the inside) she's as happy as that woman waktu dia bagi homework tu.)

anyway, rakyat malaysia memang gemarkan cuti.

gilaaaa engkooo takkkk? setahun berapa banyak cuti dapat wooo--lagi-lagi orang melayu kan; orang cina punya cuti kita join sekali, orang india punya cuti pun kita cuti. memang BEST! POWER! SUPER AWESOME! TERLAJAK LARIS! (wait what)

so here i am, basically doing nothing, perched in front of my laptop nonstop 24/7. as i'm writing this post, i've basically wasted about a few hours or so, listening to various kpop songs (i'm weak for EXO, alright? please spare my life) and scrolling through my twitter feeds. ni belum lagi bukak tumblr, kalau tak, lagi lah banyak masa aku buang macam tu je.

truly, i am not the most productive person ever.

truly, i am the master of wasting time.

the fact that i have exams a week after cuti and yet i still haven't studied (or rather, hafal 'cause subjek agama) anything is very saddening. i bet some of my friends/classmates have already finished hafal-ing (that works, right?) semua subjek. screw them, why do they have to be so rajin? why can't they follow jejak langkah aku and get fat and not study?

another thing i like to do is cry. 

i cry for a lot of reasons--one of them is when i realize i haven't done anything all day. 

liek if u crey evertime.

the worst part about cuti is that i became a massive eater! (heh, baru ada kena mengena dengan title.)

granted, i eat a lot every day. however, waktu cuti ni macam aku telah diberi kebebasan untuk melantak ikut sesuka hati aku. dah la aku ni tak banyak bersenam, especially waktu cuti. mak aku pula recently pergi langkawi, so dia bawak balik a bag full of all kinds of chocolates! vochelle, pepero stick, hershey's kisses, even ferrero rocher! oh god.

aku boleh nampak encik diabetes melambai-lambai kat aku dengan senyuman lebar.

so, kesimpulannya:

makanan + tak bersenam = aku punya seluar jeans semakin ketat. muka semakin tembam. dagu bertambah satu lagi (triple chin dah aku rasa ni.)

another reason to cry.

sebab itulah aku tekad bulan puasa nanti aku nak kuruskan badan. aku pun tekad supaya aku akan jadi lebih productive dan lebih rajin! doakan aku berjaya, okay!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha no, just kidding. 

x 

aleesya